misunderstood

I'm not lazy; I'm efficient. I delegate and assign tasks to people because I know they will do a better job than I would. See, I know how to utilise my resources.

I'm not obsessive; I'm passionate.

I take shortcuts, as long as the result is the same in the end. This again does not mean that I'm lazy; it means that I'm efficient.

I'm not vain; I take pride in my appearance.

I'm not immature; I'm playful!