Friday, 6 March 2009

the apple of my eye

The other day, as I decided to get an early night at 11:57 pm, I did the usual and grabbed my laptop as I hopped into bed. This is something that I'm not ashamed to admit because I hear it's quite common for normal people to do. Some of you might even have your personal computer, in portable form, resting on your lap in bed while reading this. It actually puts the true definition back into "Personal Computer."

I've decided on getting the Apple MacBook Pro. Imagine, five decades ago when the first computers were being built (CSIRAC Mark 1 - it was almost the size of a room), they would have never predicted that one day you'd escort one to bed with you like a spouse.

So the love affair began. I've had five computers in my lifetime, and they seem to increase in speed and functionality while decreasing in size and weight. Maximum performance in a minimum size. Younger, lighter, faster, easier to access. Just like how some men prefer their women these days. I loved each and every one of my computers, more so than the last. I remember my first computer. We had some great memories together. We listened to awesome MP3s, read intriguing blogs, and I poured my innermost emotions and doubts into it. It knew my deepest secrets and logged everything I've ever said into encrypted documents. Aside from its constant demand for my attention and its inconsiderate breakdowns of blue screen madness, it was my best friend.

We've come a long way. Is it politically correct to love my PC? Perhaps I sound a little obsessed with a machine, but don't worry about me. I know that it's healthier to find someone to put all this energy into, someone who is appreciative and can reciprocate my affections. Love is a perpetual energy with living things. I've got no fetish for my gadget.

No matter how sexy it looks.



6 comments:

alwinc said...

Younger, lighter, faster, easier to access. Just like how some men prefer their women these days.

LOVE that line!

It is true though... I think Gen Y has evolved into beings who relate better and more intimately with machines and computers than with other people.

As such I think we treat other people as a little bit like machines. We want output and results. We want fast performance. We want it looking sexy... portable so we can take it wherever and whenever we want. But it is ultimately the dream of the apple generation, with the iPod, iTunes, iGadgets etc... The common theme... is... 'i'

That being said, it is a machine and a tool to be used. I just hope that the way we treat our computers doesn't rub off to the way we relate to one another.
Top post! ;-)

microwavablekat said...

you're sick... does this mean every time you suddenly pop online late at night to talk to me is a result of you having stared at my name in gmailchat for hours half in and out of sleep? that is perverted... i feel.. violated... no wonder you don't let Socks sleep in your bed any more... he's been replaced by your latest techie dude. if I were Socks I'd pee at the top of the stairs too.

Jess Joseph said...

Yup, when one doesn't perform up to standard, it gets replaced by another model. What about the faithfulness of the old?

We just have too many options in our generation, even in relationships.

But I have to admit I'm contemplating on a MAC for my next machine. They do look sexy. ;P

Anonymous said...

liar..!! you never loved fat stuff.. either that or you really hated your old part..err machines

Jules said...

haha 'fat stuff' had its lovable moments, I loved it when I was at the N.A, it was my refuge from that place. *shudders*

Unknown said...

i know you can see my going in and out, Julz... muahaha