The commercials during morning talk shows told me to get off my butt and get an associate's degree as a paralegal or train as a police officer. So, I ate another chocolate bar. The talk shows themselves indicated that boxer shorts and t-shirts weren't in fashion, so I accessorised with hoop earrings. All this just made me a little nervous. How on earth did the major TV networks find out that I was unemployed?
I've been on "holidays" for over a month now. I used to work 12 hours a day, so I thought I deserved this break. It came as a surprise when I realised that I wasn't cut out to be a full-time bum. I was rather relieved by that discovery, actually. I believed that my body wasn't built for hard labour, so I quit my job and retired early. Just kidding, I'm job-seeking at the moment. It used to be so much easier, especially when companies returned my phone calls.
Everyone is apparently too busy to recruit these days. How am I supposed to get a job if they don't interview me? Or is it my fault if someone else is more qualified than me? How rude. It requires a lot of skills to handle rejection, and I've come to master that art. I'm feeling discouraged, a little anxious, and frankly, I'm just tired from job hunting. Job seeking should be considered a full-time job.