Monday, 13 December 2004

phat


Who says you need to be busty to look hot? Look at her flat stomach! I love this shot; it makes me want to strip off my clothes and run across the grass in my front yard, with the sprinklers spraying water on me.

I tried to strike this pose on my webcam to show my best friend, but she burst out laughing. I had shown her the photo I was trying to imitate before attempting it on the webcam. She did have some good suggestions, though. "Haha, your boobs need to be smaller!" Well, isn't that just fantastic? Let me just deflate my breasts, and then I'll be on my merry way to Sexytown.

I think I need to hit the gym for a whole decade before I can have a body like that. It's too bad I'm allergic to exercising. I've only been dragged to the gym twice in my entire life, and both times I had trouble breathing after two minutes on the treadmill. My face turned into a tomato, and I saw stars every time I blinked. Maybe I didn't warm up properly. Ah, it just wasn't meant to be. My sister used to do aerobics at home; I supported her by sitting on our couch, encouraging her to keep going, while happily munching on a bar of chocolate and teasingly waving it at her every now and then.